Tuesday, July 05, 2005

A good movie question--updated with a new link!

David Ansen, the movie critic at Newsweek posed an interesting question in this week's issue: "Is anybody making movie's we'll actually watch in 50 years?"

You can read the entire article via this link.

I am also adding a related link to this Newsweek article via the new Entertainment Weekly blog, "Popwatch."

I just know that some of you readers out there have opinions on this topic.

To help fuel the fire more, the print article is accompanied with the following illustrations and captions.


Tom Cruise
  • 26 movies made 26 [this number includes starring roles and significant supporting parts]
  • 8 movies built to last ("War of the Worlds" "Collateral" "Magnolia" "Jerry Maguire" "Rain Man" "The Color of Money" "Top Gun" "Risky Business"
  • .308 batting average
Julia Roberts
  • 28 movies made
  • 4 movies built to last
  • "Erin Brockovich" "Notting Hill" "My Best Friend's Wedding" "Pretty Woman"
  • .143 batting average
Russell Crowe
  • 13 U.S. movies made
  • 4 movies built to last
  • "A Beautiful Mind" "Gladiator" "The Insider" "L.A. Confidential"
  • .308 batting average
Johnny Depp
  • 26 movies made
  • 6 movies built to last
  • "Pirates of the Caribbean" "Donnie Brasco" "Ed Wood" "Gilbert Grape" "Edward Scissorhands" "Nightmare on Elm Street"
  • .231 batting average
Brad Pitt
  • 22 movies made
  • 3 movies built to last
  • "Ocean's Eleven" "Fight Club" "Thelma and Louise"
  • .136 batting average
Nicole Kidman
  • 23 U.S. movies made
  • 1 movie built to last
  • "Moulin Rouge"
  • .043 batting average
Betty Grable
  • 29 movies made
  • 0 movies built to last
  • .000 batting average
Cary Grant
  • 54 movies made
  • 24 movies built to last
  • "North by Northwest" "An Affair to Remember" "Notorious" "The Philadelphia Story" "Bringing up Baby" "Awful Truth" et. al.
  • .444 batting average
James Dean
  • 3 movies made
  • 3 movies built to last
  • "Giant" "Rebel Without a Cause" "East of Eden"
  • 1.000 batting average
Now, I don't claim to know much about the last three people mentioned, but, I don't disagree with most of the rest of these--except for the Johnny Depp inclusion of "Pirates of the Caribbean." IT'S BASED ON A THEME PARK RIDE PEOPLE!!!!!! Sure, Depp "took a risk" (I guess) and I don't deny that the movie is enjoyable and fun to watch, but what exactly makes it pantheon worthy? And "Nightmare on Elm Street"? Really? Because you have to include a horror film? Can I get a ruling here?

3 Comments:

Blogger lulu said...

You can get a witness here, Burb.

I didn't like "Moulin Rouge". I would put "To Die For" on the list either alongside or in place of. Actually, the movie itself is not stellar, but she did a great job.

Pretty Woman, Notting Hill and Best Friend's Wedding are all commercial crap, probably the modern equivalent of Bringing Up Baby, though I can't be sure. However, Erin B. should be there--it's very good and she did a heck of a job.

I don't want to take a lot of time on this, but if "Top Gun" is a movie for the ages, our ages suck.

9:22 AM  
Blogger Sven Golly said...

Let's quibble about the details. Add "A River Runs Through It" for cute, bad Brad; add "The Hours" for dour, brooding Nicole; subtract pouting puppydog Julia period; subtract the medical expert Dr. Tom Cruise (except "Rain Man" on Dustin Hoffman's coattails).

This is a fun diversion, mainly for the chance to put the above pretenders in their place (so there!) while admitting that even Bogart made some stinkers. A little like asking if Shaq would score a single basket against Bill Russell (no), or if Mike Tyson would look silly against Ali (yes). But I wonder what Meryl Steep's batting average is, or Gary Cooper's.

I beg to differ from the Newsweek article: most of Harrison Ford's work is forgettably cute; Cruise only succeeds in the role of an egomaniacal jerk (hint: he's NOT ACTING).

11:07 AM  
Blogger lulu said...

Good points, JT and SG. Perhaps we should start a list of Movies for the Ages of our own. To hell with Newsweek.

9:12 AM  

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